Some folks like water Some folks like wine But I like the taste Of straight strychnine (hey, hey) You may think it's funny That I like this stuff But once you've tried it You can't get enough (Wow!) Wine is red Poison is blue Strychnine is good For what's ailin' you If you listen to what I say You might try strychnine some day Make you jump, it'll make you shout It might just knock you out Wine is red Poison is blue Strychnine is good For what's ailin' you Strychnine!