Animals Can't Laugh (Moriarty)

Try to understand this
Chalk rubs off easily
A person, a smart cookie
I wish your good luck 
Would rub off on me
Try to remember this
Connective tissues
Leakproof thinking
Whatever it is be sure
the one-eyed are kings 
Immunosuppression or 
immaculate conception, 
a doggy bag is all you need
and also, a dominatrix
is that car your baby ?
animals can't laugh
and you're an animal, too.
Sometimes offensive
if you were immortal 
you wouldn't know it, 
hauling into town 
after a long drive.
I will now bumlash you
My dear ape
My dear appetite