It's Easy Mmmkay

South Park

Mr. Mackey: There are times when you get suckered in 
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay 
But it's when you do these things too much 
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch 
You can do it it's all up to you-mmmmmkay 
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day 
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack 
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack 
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, it's easy mmkay 

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole" 

Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold" 

Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity 

Step 4: don't say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say 

So just use the word mmmkay! 

Children: We can do it it's all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay) 
With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day 
Mr, Mackey: you can change it today 
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash 
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash 
Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey 
Its easy mmkay! 

Mr. Mackey: Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or 
You're a buns hole 

Mr. Mackey: Step 2 Children: Instead of shit say poo, as in bull poo, poo head and 
This poo is cold 

Mr. Mackey: Step 3 Children: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for 
Generosity 

Mr. Mackey: Step 4 Children: don't say fuck any more 

Everyone: Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say 
Children: Fuck is the worst word that you can say 
We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!! 
Mr. Mackey: Your cured, you can go! 
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash 
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash 
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay 
Its easy mmmkay! 
Children: It's easy mmmkay! 
Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmmkay! 
Children: It's easy mmmkay! 
Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy 
Children: It's easy mmm 
It's easy mmm 
It's easy mmm 
It's easy mmmkaaaay 
(both finish at same time) 
(laughing) 
Mr. Mackey: Mmmkay 
Mmmkay 
Mmmkay