Bad Date

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They said the day we got together We'd fall in love like birds of the feather And that we'd have lots to share All that happened was me screwing up I accidently touched her bra-cup Lighting my cigarette I accidently set fire to her hair I guess what I said had a lot to do with it She said I'm crazy and she said I smelled like shit I tried to kiss her and I got bit. I guess I'm not gettin' laid I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID I guess I'm not getting laid I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID I guess I'm not getting laid I GUESS IM NOT GETTING LAID I guess I'm not getting laid I GUESS IM NOT GETTING LAID I guess I'm not getting laid We went out to eat I sneezed in her food She punched me in the face and called me rude I thought the evening was going great I spilled her drink, I ripped her dress I accidently grabbed her breast Elbowed her in the face tryin' to clean up my own mess I guess what I said had a lot to do with it She said I'm crazy and she said I smelled like shit I tried I kiss her and I got bit I guess I'm not gettin' laid I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID I guess I'm not getting laid I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID I guess I'm not getting laid I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID I guess I'm not getting laid I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID I guess I'm not gettin' laid I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID I guess I'm not gettin' laid I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID I guess I'm not gettin' laid I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID!!!